Scotch Quotes

107 Scotch quotes by 96 unique authors

You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license. — Rocky Bridges
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus… — Rick Reilly
One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch. — Peter Alliss
The Scots (originally Irish, but by now Scotch) were at this time inhabiting Ireland, having driven the Irish (Picts) out of Scotland; while the Picts… — W. C. Sellar
Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig. — William Shakespeare
I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown… — Anne Fadiman
It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones. — Unknown Author
If peace is to come, it must be peace within your own mind and heart. If hatred is to die, you must scotch it within… — Henry Wriston
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of… — Charles Gavan Duffy
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason
I was brought up to believe that Scotch whisky would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon. — Hugo Black
Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? — Mae West
Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work. Traps: Artistry or… — Charles Bukowski
The Scotch catechism says that man's chief end is 'to glorify God and enjoy Him forever.' But we shall then know that these are the… — C.S. Lewis
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto… — Unknown Author
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! — Samuel Johnson
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. — Unknown Author
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey. — Igor Stravinsky
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. — Reginald Maudling
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. — Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days! — Tommy Cooper
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? — Stephen Colbert
Give me a scotch, I'm starving. — Robert Downey, Jr.
Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I’d take Scotch. It’s the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find. — William Faulkner
I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic… — Flannery O'Connor

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