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• My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me…
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.…
• I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
• I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
• My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
• Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
• I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.
• I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what…
• I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I…
• I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to…
• I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to…
• I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately…

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