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Paul Rudnick has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
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I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is…
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Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.
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Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.
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I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.
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Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.
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I was once all by myself in a house on Fire Island. Where I compared the original cast recordings of two different…
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Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house…
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I work sometimes from outlines, which are immediately abandoned. Sometimes, when I'm trying to find the characters, I'll sketch things out a…
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Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in…
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As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of…
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Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people…
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Scarily, football helmets, which do a fine job of protecting against scalp laceration and skull fracture, do little to prevent concussions and…
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