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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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My acting technique is to look up at God just before the camera rolls and say, 'Give me a break.'
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If your morals make you dreary, depend upon it they are wrong. I do not say "give them up," for they may…
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You know, the same percentage of people are gay and lesbian as are left-handed. Let's try to figure that out. How can…
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Recently the country has seen too much of our legislators, seeing them as a gaggle of check-kiting, judge-smearing deadbeats who don't pay…
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Were Patrick Henry to return to earth and look around on the vast economic order of the day, he might revise his…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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It is frustrating when in an interview people say: 'Give us your make-up tips' and 'How do you stay skinny?' I think:…
— Emily Browning
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Why do writers, say, give up a job in economics and decide to write poetry? Or, why do they give up a…
— Vikram Seth
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A soul you say? Give my pocketwatch to a savage and he'll think it has a soul.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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Always be available to your kids. Because if you say, 'Give me five minutes, give me ten minutes,' it'll be 15, it'll…
— Michael J. Fox
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I dare say there may be some men and women in the Armed Forces who are so decent that they would say:…
— Lindsey Graham
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Patrick Henry did not say, 'Give me absolutely safety or give me death.' America is supposed to be about freedom.
— John Stossel
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