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157 Santa Claus quotes by 132 unique authors

Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals… — Albert Ellis
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke
Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus. — Jim Lovell
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! — Gene Autry
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought… — Unknown Author
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in the morning. You'd… — Chris Pine
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
Sunday morning in America is the greatest hour of idolatry in the whole week. Why? Because most people who are even worshiping God, are worshiping… — Paul Washer
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic book reader. I… — Geoffrey Canada
When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind… — Leonard Maltin
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now,… — Francis Pharcellus Church
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and… — Francis Pharcellus Church
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. — Daniel Handler
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything. — Unknown Author
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women,… — Kaz Cooke
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he… — Julia Sweeney
Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote. — Pierre Desproges
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such… — Unknown Author
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh,… — Rex Ryan
I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa… — Louis Sachar

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