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Santa Claus Quotes by Daniel Handler
- The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
- Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"…
More Santa Claus Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the… — YourMaj3sty
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather