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- I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was…
- I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought…
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
- Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such…
- I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a…
- JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus....
- They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
More Santa Claus Quotes
- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill
- Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. — Samuel Butler
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — George Carlin
- Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan
- Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most… — Chris Van Allsburg
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but… — W.C. Fields
- You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If… — Jon Bon Jovi