Salad Quotes

247 Salad quotes by 207 unique authors

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson
Bulgarians eat tarator every single day in summer. They think of it as salad although we'd call it a soup. You can make it as… — Elizabeth Kostova
I'm into eating salads and fish. I've always been a big fish eater. I like fruit. I have friends that you have to force-feed them… — Elisha
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks,… — Sprague Grayden
I don't like salads: I like the strong food. — Monica Seles
I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar… — Paula Poundstone
Catholicism has changed tremendously in recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar. — Bill Maher
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man… — Stephen Leacock
I've said it before: equations are the devil's sentences. The worst one is that quadratic equation, an infernal salad of numbers, letters, and symbols. — Stephen Colbert
I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I… — Ed Harris
A salad is not a meal, it is a style. — Fran Lebowitz
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
I like to cook simple things, like vegetable egg-white omelets; roast chicken; sauteed chicken breast with curry powder; and Greek salad. Just things that are… — Sasha Cohen
No matter where I am, especially when I'm on tour around the country, Caesar salad is my standby. In a random city and eating in… — Sasha Cohen
Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break… — Joan Collins
Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life. — Cyril Connolly
My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because let's do that.… — Sloane Crosley
I'm anti-cheese in a salad. — Larry David
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial. — Larry David
I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I… — Melissa Etheridge

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