Salad Quotes

247 Salad quotes by 207 unique authors

A tuna steak and a salad? Seventy bucks. Welcome to Los Angeles. — Mark Zupan
If you want to lose 40 pounds, you order salad instead of fries. If you want to be a better friend, you take the phone… — Regina Brett
People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion… — Daniel Handler
I ate them like salad, books were my sandwich for lunch, my tiffin and dinner and midnight munch. I tore out the pages, ate them… — Ray Bradbury
There are random moments - tossing a salad, coming up the driveway to the house, ironing the seams flat on a quilt square, standing at… — Elizabeth Berg
Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films. — Paul Newman
I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf,… — Mitch Albom
They call me Tater Salad — Ron White
I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing. — Donald Miller
Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the… — Terry Pratchett
Daisy looked up at him with the kind of expression that Jesus might have given someone who had just explained that he was probably allergic… — Neil Gaiman
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer,… — Haruki Murakami
call it chicken salad — Sarah Dessen
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver
Diana: "I wish I were rich, and I could spend the whole summer at a hotel, eating ice cream and chicken salad." Anne: "You know… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
I think she ate a salad and some soup. And loneliness. She ate that, too. — Markus Zusak
Well, what did you have for lunch?â€ I snapped. â€œSurely thatâ€™s not top secret superhero information.â€ â€œSteak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,â€ Striker… — Jennifer Estep
What are you talking about? Are you for real? (Nick) What do you mean? The Simiâ€™s not turning invisible again, is she? Ooo, that would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Who Wrote These Salad Quotes

207 authors contributed a total of 247 Salad Quotes, led by these top contributors: