Salad Quotes

247 Salad quotes by 207 unique authors

I thought this was a cookout. You know, dogs and burgers, Tater Tots, ambrosia salad" Dexter picked up a box of Twinkies, tossing them into… — Sarah Dessen
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. — Jen Lancaster
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen
Gonzo narrows his eyes. 'How often do you clean that thing?' 'Every night,' the waitress answers. Her smile is strained. 'That's it? Do you know… — Libba Bray
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I… — Shel Silverstein
call it crazy, or just chicken salad. But within reason, or without it i was in it too. — Sarah Dessen
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. — Terry Pratchett
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday… — Shel Silverstein
Before we left town, Antonio pulled into a strip mall and went in to get subs and salads, leaving Clay and me half naked and… — Kelley Armstrong
Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with relish. 'I read… — Peter James
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. — Terry Pratchett
A fruit salad is delicious precisely because each fruit maintains its own flavor. — Sean Covey
What do women really want? They eat green salad and drink human blood. — Saul Bellow
Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell! — Haruki Murakami
It was a salad bar of phobias — Augusten Burroughs
You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by… — Erma Bombeck
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Miles Kington
I want to focus on my salad. — Martha Stewart
I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad. — William Shatner
From all these trees, in the salads, the soup, everywhere, cherry blossoms fall. — Matsuo Basho

Who Wrote These Salad Quotes

207 authors contributed a total of 247 Salad Quotes, led by these top contributors: