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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The rough and ready improvisational quality to life on board the International Space Station is reminiscent of a long trip in a…
— Chris Hadfield
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I wrote 'Millie's Cafe' driving out of Ft. Worth, Texas one time. I was in a dust storm in my old bus.…
— Fred Eaglesmith
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In a sailboat I become oblivious to everything else in the world.
— Albert Einstein
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At pains to define liberty, that most resolute of indefinables, our minds fall back on spatial images; on birds, sailboats, and mountains;…
— Robert Grudin
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I try to look at this music career thing as the means to an end. And really, at the end of it,…
— Michelle Shocked
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I sailboat raced, I love to go out on my motorcycle alone, but I also love my family dearly. I love that…
— Bob Seger
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I think we d like life to be like a train..but it turns out to be a sailboat.
— Barbara Brown Taylor
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Go with the wind, you know, like a sailboat. I think that's really important when it comes to peace⦠inner peace especially.…
— Jhene Aiko
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I am happy because I want nothing from anyone. I do not care for money. Decorations, titles or distinctions mean nothing to…
— Albert Einstein
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You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to…
— Dave Barry
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Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if…
— Dave Barry
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Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
— Dave Barry
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