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Cynthia Heimel has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock…
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Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of…
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling…
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We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she…
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One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby…
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The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish.…
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Dogs are us, only innocent.
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which…
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not…
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation.
— Unknown Author
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Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of…
— Cynthia Heimel
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I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.
— Jon Jones
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I have had a number of patients with breast cancer, all of whom had root canals on the tooth related to the…
— John Diamond
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So we took out those 3 root canals when she had 3-6 months to live. And that was 6 years ago, and…
— Hal Huggins
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Remember, the political idea being expressed a year ago was that because the GOP interpreted its 1994 mandate as a call to…
— Jude Wanniski
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The average household might prepare for root canal, traffic accident, unemployment or illness, but how the household will meet, manage and even…
— John Longenecker
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
— Al Goldstein
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I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other…
— Tony Kushner
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dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.
— John Green
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Love is the grand prize and the garbage heap. Love is a spiritual root canal and the only thing that makes life…
— Robert Fulghum
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