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- Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre…
- You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy
- Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you…
- Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy
- Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
- I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy
- Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy
- You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy
- Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy
- Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -…
- For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy
- What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.…
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were…
- I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy
- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
- I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth
- The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy
- It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy
- The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy
- Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was talking to you,…
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- If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
- Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man… — Anchorman