Anchorman Quotes

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• Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre…
• I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.…
• You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy
• Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you…
• Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy
• Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.…
• Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
• No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real panther,…
• I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Frank Vitchard
• I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy
• Take me to Pleasure Town. - Veronica Corningstone
• I don't know what we're yelling about! - Brick
• Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy
• You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy
• Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. - Brian
• I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind
• Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson
• At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you! -Wes Mantooth
• I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy
• Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -…

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