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- Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre…
- You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy
- Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you…
- Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy
- Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.…
- Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]
- I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy
- Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy
- You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy
- Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. - Brian
- Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy
- Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -…
- For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy
- What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.…
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were…
- I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy
- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
- I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth
More Ron Quotes
- Hermione, will you please —†“Don’t you tell me what to do, Harry Potter!†she screeched. “Don’t you dare! Give it back… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant slugs. I… — Rupert Grint
- Rupert Grint is exactly like his character Ron, in that they are both incredibly funny, friendly, and loyal. — Matthew Lewis
- When you see athletes like me win gold medals, you only see the finished product, you dont see the real effort that… — Linford Christie
- I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and… — Martha McSally
- The first time I heard Ron Whitehead read I felt what I imagine those who heard Abraham Lincoln deliver The Gettysburg Address… — David Amram
- I remember what Ron Greschner said when he retired. 'The thing I'm going to miss most is showering with 23 guys.' And… — Mike Richter
- No doubt about it, in my career Ron Lyle hit me the hardest. One time he hit me so hard I didn't… — George Foreman