All Anchorman Quotes
- For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… Amazing
- What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth Guy
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? Burgundy
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were… Bartender
- I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. Burgundy
- I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth Burgundy
- The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy Bank
- It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy Bad
- I love lamp Lamp
- Sand Diego! Discovered by the Germans. In 1904, they named it Diego
- The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy Arsonist
- Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was talking to you,… Around La
- Sometimes you gotta take a look at yourself in the mirror and say 'when in Rome.' -Ron Burgandy Burgandy