All Anchorman Quotes
- Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre… Brain
- I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.… Body
- You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… Alright
- Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.… Corningstone
- Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] Bit
- No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits of real panther,… Bits
- I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -Frank Vitchard Ass
- I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- Take me to Pleasure Town. - Veronica Corningstone Corningstone
- I don't know what we're yelling about! - Brick Brick
- Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy Buddha
- Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. - Brian Brian
- I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind Champ
- Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson Bill
- At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you! -Wes Mantooth Bottom
- I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy Belly
- Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -… Believe
- For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy Burgundy
- What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… Amazing
- What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on. -Wes Mantooth Guy
- Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? Burgundy
- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were… Bartender