Ron Burgundy Quotes

35 quotes by 5 authors

• Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my 'Gone With the… — Eva Mendes
• The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody else could have played. Pacino owned Michael… — Bill Simmons
• If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
• Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre… — Anchorman
• You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
• Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… — Anchorman
• Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
• Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman
• I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
• Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
• You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
• Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson — Anchorman

Who Wrote These Ron Burgundy Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 35 Ron Burgundy Quotes as follows:

• 22 Ron Burgundy Quotes by Anchorman
• 9 Ron Burgundy Quotes by Anchorman 2
• 1 Ron Burgundy Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Ron Burgundy Quote by Eva Mendes
• 1 Ron Burgundy Quote by Bill Simmons