Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

At 23 it was all about acting. Today it's getting my kids to school, making sure that they've done their homework. I'm in my fifties,… — Gary Oldman
You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli. — Jon Cryer
Just want to thank my friends and family for all the support regarding my restaurant RYU. I couldn't be happier about the place. — Scott Disick
My restaurant, Tex Wasabi's, we have a whole 'Minute to Win It' challenge going on on Sundays already. The show hasn't even aired and they're… — Guy Fieri
I'm a big fan of doing 'Triple D.' But I don't want to do it forever, don't get me wrong! Travel away from my family,… — Guy Fieri
There's nothing like a home-cooked meal - nothing! When people ask me what the best restaurant in L.A. is, I say, 'Uh, my house.' It's… — Giada De Laurentiis
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask Would you like a table? No, I want a Floor — Arashi
Oh the super bowl, is that a Pho restaurant? — Kevin
I think that in our part of the world, Scandinavia, we are one of the pioneers of showing that gastronomy can be something - high… — Rene Redzepi
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along. — Badbitch
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with… — Hank Moody
My FACEBOOK PAGE is like a restaurant ...... If you dont like what I'm serving , you are welcome to go somewhere else — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh
Whe a girl knows you work at a a restaurant or a club and knows what your doing around girls and a says she don't… — Kevin McCarty
I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked! — A Josland
Im so terrible at Chess. The only way Ill ever get to say Checkmate is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Undecidability is a useful category even in dealing with restaurant menus. — Mason Cooley
Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance. — Nikhil Saluja
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received a complementry… — Nikhil Saluja
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja
That Awkward moment when your in a restaurant and suddenly some-one's parfum rules all your day b'coz it remains how you got 'Em scars into… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes dealing with people is like reviewing a restaurant menu. You have your totally tasteless folks. Then you have ones who are a couple of… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Keeping what we want fresh in our minds allows us to move quickly towards achieving it. Possibly even more importantly, I make a clear mental… — Unknown Author

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