Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, Bring The Syllabus — Troublemaker
Being hungry and going to a fancy-gourmet restaurant is like being horny and going to a strip club. You are going to spend a ton… — Brian Skynet
I'm the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a Friday night than go… — Babloo
Things sometimes look different than they really are A restaurant that looks old and small might have amazing food for example !! — AaRon
If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter? — Michael Angelo De Leon
It was probably when I met Jeff Hamilton, the drummer I've been working with for the last 20 years. He's the one who brought Ray… — Diana Krall
Well, I got people that help me with the restaurant. I don't have to be at the restaurant 24 hours a day. — Mickey Gilley
I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant,… — Ed Bradley
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must… — Derek Jacobi
We began building this incredible new foundation in this restaurant, and that's what began giving me the left-hand side of tradition and the right-hand side,… — Emeril Lagasse
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. — Ring Lardner
I make fun wherever I go... If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have… — Cloris Leachman
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. — Bryan Miller
I don't even know what TV star means. I know there's a difference in how people approach you, compared to movies. They feel OK coming… — David Morse
There certainly is a good 'Tex Mex' restaurant very close to our office. My office is around 100 yards from it. I call it Tex… — Andrew Oliver
I'd like to have the first restaurant that can deliver incredible quality food to your table at your house at any time-right where you live. — Paul Prudhomme
I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes. — Wolfgang Puck
It all comes back to the basic. Serve customers the best-tasting food at a good value in a clean, comfortable restaurant, and they'll keep coming… — Dave Thomas
I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright
Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect you to be… — Thomas Griffith
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" — Rod Schmidt
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather — ICarly
You think you're mad, too unstable. Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables. In a restaurant in a West End town call the police, there's… — Pet Shop Boys
4 inna de morning deh a restaurant, all a de woman dem a stand inna front. Zulu man a come with the entourage, dem give… — Unknown Author
I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. — Ralph Wiggum

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