Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

Am dining at Goldini's Restaurant, Gloucester Road, Kensington. Please come at once and join me there. Bring with you a jemmy, a dark lantern, a… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Still, I never really mind bad service in a restaurant. It makes me feel better about not leaving a tip. — Bill Bryson
Creativity is not so much a boundless well, but an all-you-can-eat buffet of elements for your creative endeavor. Eventually you've eaten your fill, and it's… — Vera Nazarian
Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes the remark have… — Daniel Handler
Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate… — Cassandra Clare
Isabelle and Jace had left the topic of dead Shadowhunters behind and had moved on to something Jace apparently found even more horrifying__Isabelle's date with… — Cassandra Clare
While in a vintage restaurant..."the past isn't quaint while you're in it. Only at a safe distance, later, when you see it as decor, not… — Margaret Atwood
Being a teacher at a restaurant in the town where you lived was a little like being a TV star... — Meg Wolitzer
If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled,… — Ilona Andrews
Actually, I came because I have a last-minute invitation. My friend Erika Gill is having a big party tomorrow night, one of those all-out birthday… — Elizabeth Chandler
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag. — Christopher Hitchens
Yeah!" shouted Jonah, twirling the much larger Hamilton around the restaurant in a victory dance. The other diners watched in amazement. This wild display was… — Gordon Korman
So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah?" He nodded. "You really need to go out… — Sarah Dessen
I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone. — Salvador Dali
When I arrived in Beirut from Europe, I felt the oppressive, damp heat, saw the unkempt palm trees and smelt the Arabic coffee, the fruit… — Robert Fisk
My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I… — Johnny Depp
Everyone watched, wondering if this could be the same lunatic who'd nearly berthed his ornithopter in the restaurant. I swallowed, for it seemed he was… — Kenneth Oppel
Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because… — Mindy Kaling
For a long time, she held a special place in my heart. I kept this special place just for her, like a "Reserved" sign on… — Haruki Murakami
You tried to slide his original curse back onto him?” Al said in wonder. “At the restaurant? And I stopped you? Sweet mother pus bucket!”… — Kim Harrison
Don't you worry about that, Mr. Adamsson. Why don't you head back to Reykjavik and spend some of that extortionate fee you charged me for… — Eoin Colfer
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of… — Douglas Adams
She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy. — Alex Shakar
When you meet a man in the doorway of a Mexican restaurant who later kisses you while explaining that this kiss doesn’t “mean anything” because,… — Cheryl Strayed
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored… — Dick Gregory

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