Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant. — Arundhati Roy
She thought of the library, so shining white and new; the rows and rows of unread books; the bliss of unhurried sojourns there and of… — Maud Hart Lovelace
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken… — Tom Waits
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin
The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them. — P.G. Wodehouse
I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. — A. J. Jacobs
He was going to live in New York, and be known at every restaurant and café, wearing a dress suit from early evening to early… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
perhaps I possess a certain Midwestern sensibility that I inherited from my mother and her parents, a sensibility that Warren Buffet seems to share: that… — Barack Obama
And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement. To spend a Saturday afternoon mopping your kitchen floor while listening to opera… — Curtis Sittenfeld
Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar or… — Julie James
Heaven has no taste." "Now-" "And not one single sushi restaurant." A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face. — Terry Pratchett
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer,… — Haruki Murakami
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at… — John Mortimer
In Moscow you sit in a huge room at a restaurant; you know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time… — Anton Chekhov
I wrote a huge number of letters that spring: one a week to Naoko, several to Reiko, and several more to Midori. I wrote letters… — Haruki Murakami
At the enchanted metropolitan twilight I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others -- poor young clerks who loitered in front of… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
...out of the blue, he kissed me. Right in the middle of the Robert E. Lee Hotel Restaurant, he kissed me so slowly with an… — Kathryn Stockett
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred. — P.G. Wodehouse
If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with. — Stephan Pastis
Why do I constantly feel as if all of you are speaking a foreign language? What is ‘grabbing a burger at the Hard Rock’ supposed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There was Virginia Boote, the food and restaurant critic, who had once been a great beauty but was now a grand and magnificent ruin, and… — Neil Gaiman
Mostly you meet friends when traveling by accident, like by sitting next to them on the train, or in a restaurant, or in a holding… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his… — Michael Buckley
Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant. — Stephen King
I haven’t had the chance to look at too many men’s faces up close. And I noticed how his skin was thicker than mine, and… — Kathryn Stockett

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