"If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take……" — Stephan Pastis
"If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with."
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32 Quotes by Stephan Pastis
Stephan Pastis has 32 quotes on this site.
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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become…
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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for…
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I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small…
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When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more…
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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where…
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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
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Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
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We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
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You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic…
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Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.
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More Always Take Quotes
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You should always take a religion at its best and not at its worst, from its highest teachings and not…
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I will always take on a new challenge. I believe in jumping off the ship every now and then. If…
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Maybe it's the music that enables them to function like that, to always take everything as it comes and never…
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I will persist. I will always take another step. If that is of no avail I will take another, and…
— Og Mandino
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No matter how dark it looks, no matter how long it's been, no matter how many people are trying to…
— Joel Osteen
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I find a lot of people say, "Oh organic and local's expensive and I just don't have time." And I'm…
— Ellen Page
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Always take responsibility for your past. It is your only collateral in life. Unless you despise yourself now, you cannot…
— Janet Morris
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It is by far the safer course to lay [considerations of the future] altogether aside; and to confine our attention…
— Alexander Hamilton
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I always take the time to eat well and eat locally because it's common sense.
— Ellen Page
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What's the real difference between Republicans and Democrats? Let me tell ya the real difference ... Republicans will always take…
— James Carville
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level…
— Dave Chappelle
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Those who read books cannot understand the teachings and, what's more, may even go astray. But those who try to…
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