Restaurant Quotes

574 Restaurant quotes by 453 unique authors

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. — Ralph Wiggum
Thats why I can walk up into any restaurant and close the whole thing. See, even G couldnt F with it. — Unknown Author
I own Wok 'N Roll in a partnership with my brother-in-law, Duo Chen. This restaurant was Southern Grill, but in October we named it Wok… — Unknown Author
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. — Peter Griffin
Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to… — Unknown Author
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards., http://1h3.dns20ci.com/GARFUNKEL+AND+OATES+PIANO+SHEET+MUSIC.html 76141, 911, http://pja.dns20ci.com/EXPIRED+DOXYCYCLINE.html 76142, 0388, http://ajg.dns20ci.com/MONROE+COUNTY+YOUTH+BASEBALL+LEAGUE.html 76143, 6220,… — Unknown Author
Instead of driving a limousine to my house, let's take a stroll around the neighborhood. Instead of buying me roses from the flower shop, pick… — Crystal Yang
Great food, great pirces, really clean and too much food !Need I say more?We will be going quite often .Love the the fact that with… — Unknown Author
I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant. Grilled fish and… — Unknown Author
When I'm in Atlanta shooting I feel like I'm in a 'Like Crazy' type relationship my favorite sushi restaurant in Los Angeles. — Jonah Hill
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. If U Didn't Get It Go… — Shadawcatt
My first vivid memory is watching Mom in a restaurant kitchen. She was flipping something with a spatula. I tried to copy her and ended… — Rachael Ray
In the spring and summer, my favorite recipe switches to crab cakes...crisp, spicy and so full of crab... trust me, they're outrageously good and you… — Rachael Ray
The only time I really go on the internet is for recipes. My home page on my computer is bakerella.com. She makes these cupcake lollipops.… — Blake Lively
There's nothing good about being famous. You always think, 'If I'm successful, then I'll have opportunities.' You never figure the cost of fame will be… — Harrison Ford
Theres a reincarnation in everybodys life, and Im not talking about being raised from the dead. It doesnt matter what your job is, whether you… — Russell Crowe
I like a woman to take control but theyre hard to find. For example, when I go out to a restaurant I know every girl… — Michael Cera
Growing up in the Midwest, people don't drive Porsches and Ferraris. They drive Fords and Chevys. And so even if you have the opportunity to… — Luke Perry
In my 20s everyone thought I was Fiona Apple. Now I'm either the wife from The King of Queens or somebody on Community...It's part of… — Rashida Jones
Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. The last thing I want is to be… — Brian Austin Green
I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So, I had a… — Michael Ealy
You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And… — Fred Willard
And now you're taking her to every restaurant. And everywhere we went, come on! — Cher Lloyd
In 1996 I got a phone call offering a role in Jerry Maguire and my family and friends were there in this little restaurant. I… — Renee Zellweger
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and… — Aziz Ansari

Who Wrote These Restaurant Quotes

453 authors contributed a total of 574 Restaurant Quotes, led by these top contributors: