Redneck Quotes

144 Redneck quotes by 87 unique authors

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could… — Patti Page
I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then. — Minnie Pearl
Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well. — Tanya Tucker
I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious and sensitive to… — Minnie Pearl
I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was people hanging on… — Mac Davis
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or… — Norm Crosby
Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going. — Jackie DeShannon
Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it. — Nick Lowe
Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us! — Henry Dodge
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl. — Gretchen Wilson
Before, I was terrified on stage. I only play guitar during the acoustic songs. After a while, you can elicit certain responses from the crowd,… — Andy Gibb
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at… — David Cross
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person. — Paula Deen
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work,… — Jeff Foxworthy
Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits - we're… — Willie Nelson
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today. — Arthur Kroker
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job… — Jeff Dunham
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,… — Greg Gutfeld
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em… — Billy Carter
I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. — Si Robertson
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but… — Randy Moss
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place,… — Dave Haywood
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson

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