Redneck Quotes

144 Redneck quotes by 87 unique authors

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in… — Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
There was a chance for me to write one song for the section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old… — Mac Davis
I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon. — Bob Dylan
'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group… — Christopher Hitchens
Without Elvis none of us could have made it. — Buddy Holly
I love Johnny Cash, and I respect Johnny Cash. He's the biggest. He's like an Elvis in this business, but no, he's never been the… — Waylon Jennings
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. — Boris Johnson
I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar.… — Evel Knievel
It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it. — Paul McCartney
Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? — Freddie Mercury
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. — Dennis Miller
And if there's any hope for America, it lies in a revolution, and if there's any hope for a revolution in America, it lies in… — Phil Ochs
My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country. — Minnie Pearl

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