Redneck Quotes

144 Redneck quotes by 87 unique authors

Anybody can be unhappy. We can all be hurt. You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody. Rednecks, hippies, misfits - we're… — Willie Nelson
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today. — Arthur Kroker
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job… — Jeff Dunham
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority. — Bill Hicks
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,… — Greg Gutfeld
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em… — Billy Carter
I donâ€™t know any redneck thatâ€™s not into fun. Thatâ€™s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck. — Si Robertson
I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but… — Randy Moss
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place,… — Dave Haywood
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. Thatâ€™s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson
Cause I'm a redneck woman. — Gretchen Wilson
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah. — Gretchen Wilson
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash… — Robert Englund
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin'… — Jeff Foxworthy

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