Redneck Quotes

144 Redneck quotes by 87 unique authors

You've gone and broke the wrong heart baby, and drove me redneck crazy. — Brittany
You'll be my tan legged Juliet, I'll be your Redneck Romeo. — Brittany
I think I just might .. really like your redneck ass. — Brittany
Goanna drive like hell through your neighborhood park this silverado right on your front lawn. crank a little high sit on the hood and drink… — Tyler Farr
He's watchin every move, High-tech redneck, Run up on him if ya want to, I bet, really, come on, It might be dark in the… — Yelawolf
Yeah, Michael thinks he's a redneck. - Sean Tuohy — The Blind Side
I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good! — Alec Straub
You can be my tan-legged Juliet, Ill be your Redneck Romeo — Jason Aldean
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash… — Robert Englund
You might be a redneck if...your home has more miles on it than your car. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy
Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child! — Honey Boo Boo Child
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one. — Honey Boo Boo Child
I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub. — Honey Boo Boo Child
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some… — Honey Boo Boo Child
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit. Perfect for backin… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Redneck Quotes

87 authors contributed a total of 144 Redneck Quotes, led by these top contributors: