Redneck Quotes

144 Redneck quotes by 87 unique authors

Cause I'm a redneck woman. — Gretchen Wilson
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah. — Gretchen Wilson
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash… — Robert Englund
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin'… — Jeff Foxworthy
They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. — Joe Bageant
Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic groups, immigration patterns,… — Fred Barnes
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. — Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly. — Willie Robertson
Reardan is the rich white farm town that sits in the wheat fields exactly 22 miles away from the Rez. And it's a hick town… — Sherman Alexie
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose. — Billy Carter
Rednecks' always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is… — Randy Newman
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. — Hal Sparks
Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class and… — Miles Teller
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. — Gretchen Wilson
I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally… — Sarah Wayne Callies
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. — Jackson Browne
I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant… — Lou Reed
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
I kinda like Florida. It's hot as hell, but we moved to Tallahassee, which is so close to Georgia. It really wasn't Florida the way… — Tony Hale

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