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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want to be…
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I am really, really tired.
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I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
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People without imagination are beginning to tire of the importance attached to comfort, to culture, to leisure, to all that destroys imagination.…
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I have a lot on my plate. I'm not going to lie about it, I'm tired. I'm really tired but I'm also…
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First thing in the morning, we're really tired, and we look at each other and we wonder, 'Are we ever going to…
— Angelina Jolie
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I'm contemplating moving to London for a period of time. I've been in Los Angeles for 15 years and I'm really tired…
— Sherilyn Fenn
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In many parts of the world, especially Pakistan and Afghanistan, terrorism, war and conflict stop children to go to their schools. We…
— Malala Yousafzai
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There it is again. Image. Once again. I get really tired of it quick
— Phil Anselmo
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I went through a period where I was really tired of seeing and reading about myself.
— Michael Stipe
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I know if I were in your generation I would be really tired of seeing Sophia Loren as a sex object.
— Katherine Dunn
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I mean, the trouble with some of the kind of relationship movies I've done, is there's only so many ways you can…
— Lawrence Kasdan
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