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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug…
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I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
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“I winked and locked my arm in Carter's, and we stood there, watching Dean stroll away. "You know the guy's never gonna…
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In the sago palms, you'll often find sago beetles which are about the size of your little finger. The Karowai put those…
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I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first…
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I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself,…
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All the really pretty girls get pregnant.
— Mark Hoppus
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