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• Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck
• Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like…
• Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck
• Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I…
• Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes…
• Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
• Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a…
• Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner
• Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using…
• Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking…
• That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit. -Stu Price
• Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part…

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