Pubs Quotes

117 Pubs quotes by 104 unique authors

My parents had a pub and each Sunday there was an accordionist. They have told me that when I was in my cradle, I already… — Toots Thielemans
You can feel as brave as Columbus starting for the unknown the first time you enter a Chinese lane full of boys laughing at you,… — Ella Maillart
You get respect in society if you are aggressive. If you fight then people respect you. If you fight back, people like you for that… — Richey Edwards
The scarily brilliant Romantic poet and visionary William Blake dared to say what many of us have perhaps thought but kept to ourselves: “A good… — Brian D. McLaren
No one will pay you for planning an expedition at first: you have to work in pubs at weekends so you can pay the gas… — Ranulph Fiennes
More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. — Jonathan Ross
You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats… — Jeremy Clarkson
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half. — Jilly Cooper
My books are not really books; theyre endless chains of distraction shoved inside a cover. Many of them begin at the search box of Pub… — Mary Roach
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay
You find actually over the years that you get attributed with a lot of things you didn't do and you don't get reported on a… — Peter Costello
Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money — Steven Morrissey
In pubs across the land, the customers speak of little else but lunar nutation, especially since the moon is nutating at this very moment. — Tom Shields
I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity. — Carl Froch
Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format' — Bill Bailey
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men are… — Muhammad Yunus
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving… — Henry Cavill
But one of the most fantastic things about Ireland and Dublin is that the pubs are like Paris and the cafe culture. And Dublin, in… — Hugh Dancy
My friends are the ones I've had since primary school. They're really cool and such a good bunch of people. They came to every one… — Leona Lewis
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was… — Robert Pattinson
I think 26 is the turning point. I’ve got to make up for 10 years of living like a degenerate. I’ve suddenly become conscious of… — Robert Pattinson
I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I… — Chris Vance
Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub,… — Lesley Gore
I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s. — Huey Lewis

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