"I have a theory that the secret of……" — Jilly Cooper
"I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half."
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25 Quotes by Jilly Cooper
Jilly Cooper has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.
- At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.
- Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love…
- I was so flattered that someone wanted me to write a book, I said I would. It was published in…
- I think we ought to have a kindness year, or a kindness century.
- I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.
- It must be a terrible pressure to have to go to the office.
- There is nothing more attractive than a man who is not a New Man.
- My own parents loved each other very much.
- I would really like to spend more time with the family. Every time I go abroad I miss them all…
- And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and…
- I'd never have written the big books in London.