Potatoes Quotes

326 Potatoes quotes by 278 unique authors

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload… — Mitch Hedberg
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground — Francis Bacon
Man, dreads hanging out the ski mask. Run up in your house, the couch potatoes getting mashed. — Lil Wayne
The same boiling water that softens potatoes, hardens eggs. It's all about what you're made of NOT your circumstances. — Jeromy Shingongo
They were throwing potatoes at me. It's only supposed to be rotten fruit. — Merlin
I pull up to the club smellin like gym socks and mashed potatoes. — Lil B
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for… — Tracy Morgan
Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my… — Dwight Schrute
Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfucker! — Santa Claus
Your son out in Barbados, cheese eggs and potatoes. Smokin' weed on the beach as my mind workin' like Play Dough. — J. Cole
It's not choking the chicken anymore, it's now called mashing the potatoes. — Steven Walsh
What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? — Unknown Author
I love fish bonz eeacsiplly the mahi mahi with garlic butter but you guys are desperately missing mashed potatoes at your restaurant. Grilled fish and… — Unknown Author
It's all got to be lean muscle tissue so that means eating tons of lean protein and vegetables and brown rice and potatoes, but all… — Chris Hemsworth
A Sunday roast, An English roast, with roast lamb, roast potatoes and gravy. And a good burger. There are some great burgers in Los Angeles.… — Andrew Garfield
Haters gonna hate. potatoes gonna potate. tomatoes gonna tomate. dogs gonna bark. — Unknown Author
I love all the mashed potatoes, the mushy peas and brussel sprouts. And oh my god, Cadbury's chocolate! It is so much better than Hershey's… — Mischa Barton
I don't go out clubbing because that whole thing is too claustrophobic. As for shopping, I'd rather walk my dogs, Ziggy Stardust and Charlie Barton.… — Mischa Barton
Let's face it. I am small potatoes as J.Lo is coming in. But I am so honored to be part of the process. — Connie Britton
I'm a hardcore Midwestern girl, no question about it. I like fancy French food, but I'll also have my steak and potatoes, thank you very… — Erin Daniels

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