Potatoes Quotes

326 Potatoes quotes by 278 unique authors

Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you… — Paul Quarrington
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad "Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would… — Jasper Fforde
Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes… — Ben Aaronovitch
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the water, my fingers… — Suzanne Collins
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes — Jim Butcher
He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still… — Josh Lanyon
... Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one… — Alan Bennett
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. — Sarah Dessen
Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him. — Frank McCourt
We are shoulder to shoulder due to the size of the cab, and if Gratton is made of flour and potatoes, Sean is made of… — Maggie Stiefvater
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a… — Cassandra Clare
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese… — Sarah Dessen
...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. â€œLove this song,â€ Todd said, like it… — Daniel Handler
I would far prefer to have things happen as they naturally do, such as the mousse refusing to leave the mold, the potatoes sticking to… — Julia Child
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.… — Terry Pratchett
When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes… — Steve Toltz
As the carriage whipped forward, they passed the alley she had spent so many days staring atâ€”it was there, and then gone as they careened… — Cassandra Clare

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