Potatoes Quotes

326 Potatoes quotes by 278 unique authors

It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else,… — Daniel Handler
I've never really understood the desire people have to quantify a baby. "He's X big and Y long," As if the baby is a fish… — Patrick Rothfuss
Men are not potatoes! — Robert A. Heinlein
You say potato; I say potahto..." I say integrity; you say deceit. — Melissa Marr
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver
I was just peeling some potatoes for dinner and they all looked like crisp white potatoes until I cut them in half. Every single one… — Jaclyn Moriarty
They don't live here. They live in Heaven.' Where's that?' I don't know,' I said. 'Enos says it's right here, on this side of the… — Jerry Spinelli
She dreams a lot. She dreams of Ondines and falling maidens and houses burning in the night. But search her dreams all you like and… — Jerry Spinelli
Halt shook his head. Frankly, he'd seen sacks of potatoes that could sit a horse better than Erak — John Flanagan
Well, what did you have for lunch?â€ I snapped. â€œSurely thatâ€™s not top secret superhero information.â€ â€œSteak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,â€ Striker… — Jennifer Estep
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure. — Thornton Wilder
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of… — Cassandra Clare
Too bad guys arenâ€™t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a… — Susane Colasanti
Being a kind, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother. Commanding an army is little more than sweeping a street… — Billy Sunday
Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes and… — Fannie Flagg
Phury lit a blunt and eyed the sixteen cans of Aqua Net that were lined up on Butch and V's coffee table. "What's doing with… — J R Ward
It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs,… — Daniel Handler
The cure for him would be to take a good long look at some potato plants, which have lately had such a deep and distinctive… — Vincent Van Gogh
Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar.… — Jodi Picoult
With women, the best part is the discovery. There's nothing like the first time, nothing. You don't know what life is until you undress a… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

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