Potatoes Quotes

326 quotes by 278 authors

I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like… — Erica Jong
If they want to come out and watch me paint or dig potatoes or mend fences, I don't care. I don't do interviews not because… — Tom T. Hall
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater. — Steve Coogan
What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be! — Charles Dudley Warner
There are those who say that trees shade the garden too much, and interfere with the growth of the vegetables. There may be something in… — Charles Dudley Warner
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato-the best part of him is underground. — Unknown Author
If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns… — Jack Handey
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face… — Jack Handey
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from… — Jack Handey
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye… — Jack Handey
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a… — Jack Handey
Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than… — The Notorious B.I.G.
Even that was all consumed after two days, and the patients had to try to choke down fresh fish, just boiled in water, without salt,… — Nellie Bly
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg… — Marion Nestle
What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach. — Unknown Author
One pearl is better than a whole necklace of potatoes. — Etienne Decroux
The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes — Julie Powell
Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple. — Julie Powell
And if you worry that not finishing the food on your plate is a slap in the face of all the hungry people everywhere, you… — Geneen Roth

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