Potatoes Quotes

326 quotes by 278 authors

Booker T. Jones sounds more pithy and forceful than ever on â€œPotato Holeâ€â€¦Mr. Jones still jabs terse, unhurried melodies that sound as if he knows… — Jon Pareles
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
We nourish the bodies of our children and friends and employees, but how seldom do we nourish their selfesteem? We provide them with roast beef… — Dale Carnegie
Many of the delicious soups you eat in French homes and little restaurants are made just this way, with a leek-and-potato base to which leftover… — Julia Child
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra
In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals… — David F. Houston
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli
But why should not the New Englander try new adventures - not lay so much stress on his grain, his potato and grass crop, and… — Henry David Thoreau
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since… — Art Donovan
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… — Lenny Bruce
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato — Will Ferrell
The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV… — George Carlin
Smell brings to mind... a family dinner of pot roast and sweet potatoes during a myrtle-mad August in a Midwestern town. Smells detonate softly in… — Diane Ackerman
"I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper. "I… — James Keller
If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I'm not here… — Alexander McQueen
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to… — Charlotte Bronte
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. — Fred Melamed
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time.… — Macaulay Culkin

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