Potatoes Quotes

326 quotes by 278 authors

I always remind people from outside our state that thereâ€™s plenty of room for all Alaskaâ€™s animals â€” right next to the mashed potatoes. — Sarah Palin
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split… — Chuck Jones
Atheist Jews double crossers stole our [black peopleâ€™s] secrets. . . .Â They give us to worship a dead Jew and not ourselves . .… — Amiri Baraka
There is fuel in every bit of vegetable matter that can be fermented. There's enough alcohol in one year's yield of an acre of potatoes… — Henry Ford
It is easy to think of potatoes, and fortunately for men who have not much money it is easy to think of them with a… — M.F.K. Fisher
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his… — Jack Handey
The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on… — Jerry Seinfeld
I heard the opening bar of 'Help' as I headed down Polk Street. Every single time I've heard that tune I've taken it as some… — Oscar Zeta Acosta
Make Earth Day Every Day.â€Â While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from Denis Hayes, founder… — Denis Hayes
These days all you need is the ability to watch television and hold a potato at the same time to call yourself a designer. — Unknown Author
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan
A lot of my work is like picking potatoes; you have to get into the rhythm of it. It is different than patience. It is… — Andy Goldsworthy
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red damn tomatoes such… — Roy Blount, Jr.
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the… — Robin Leach
Put your hand on your heart to keep it from flying off to the lovely magical literary island Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows have… — Kris Radish
Judging foods without regard to price is a rich mans game, and yet poor people can be gourmets able to discern a good potato from… — Mark Kurlansky
And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it â€” it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans… — Nora Ephron
I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will. — Tre Cool
The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they… — Russell Baker

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