Potatoes Quotes

326 Potatoes quotes by 278 unique authors

I was just peeling some potatoes for dinner and they all looked like crisp white potatoes until I cut them in half. Every single one… — Jaclyn Moriarty
They don't live here. They live in Heaven.' Where's that?' I don't know,' I said. 'Enos says it's right here, on this side of the… — Jerry Spinelli
She dreams a lot. She dreams of Ondines and falling maidens and houses burning in the night. But search her dreams all you like and… — Jerry Spinelli
Halt shook his head. Frankly, he'd seen sacks of potatoes that could sit a horse better than Erak — John Flanagan
Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.” “Steak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,” Striker… — Jennifer Estep
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure. — Thornton Wilder
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of… — Cassandra Clare
Too bad guys aren’t like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a… — Susane Colasanti
Being a kind, emperor, or president is mighty small potatoes compared to being a mother. Commanding an army is little more than sweeping a street… — Billy Sunday
Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes and… — Fannie Flagg
Phury lit a blunt and eyed the sixteen cans of Aqua Net that were lined up on Butch and V's coffee table. "What's doing with… — J R Ward
It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs,… — Daniel Handler
The cure for him would be to take a good long look at some potato plants, which have lately had such a deep and distinctive… — Vincent Van Gogh
Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar.… — Jodi Picoult
With women, the best part is the discovery. There's nothing like the first time, nothing. You don't know what life is until you undress a… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you… — Paul Quarrington
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad "Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would… — Jasper Fforde
Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes… — Ben Aaronovitch
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the water, my fingers… — Suzanne Collins
Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes — Jim Butcher
He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still… — Josh Lanyon
... Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one… — Alan Bennett
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. — Sarah Dessen

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