Potato Quotes

185 Potato quotes by 170 unique authors

But why should not the New Englander try new adventures - not lay so much stress on his grain, his potato and grass crop, and… — Henry David Thoreau
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since… — Art Donovan
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato — Will Ferrell
The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV… — George Carlin
"I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper. "I… — James Keller
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to… — Charlotte Bronte
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. — Fred Melamed
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time.… — Macaulay Culkin
To catch the ball, face up, look at all of my options and then pass. I was playing hot potato. I didn't want to be… — Karl Malone
We should go boldly where man has not gone before. Fly by the comets, visit asteroids, visit the moon of Mars. There's a monolith there.… — Buzz Aldrin
If I had a partner who asked when I was going to the gym or commented that I was eating too much or asked if… — Penny Lancaster
You will find the poet who wrings the heart of the world, or the foremost captain of his time, driving a bargain or paring a… — Rebecca Harding Davis
Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on… — Jim Gaffigan
I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that… — Nick Offerman
Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potato,' how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go...alright! — Dan Quayle
I just played at a club in L.A. called the Baked Potato. It fits like 90 people. It's like playing somewhere in a basement in,… — Chad Smith
I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a movie. I have… — Jean Smart
If a steaming hot potato fell in your hands you would get it off you as soon as you could. Do the same with negative… — John Assaraf
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato. — Frank Zappa
I'm a big cook and prefer to make meals at home when I can. I'm either cooking, or we're going to a drive-through somewhere. I'm… — Chandra Wilson
I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch… — Adam Garcia
Don't slay that potato, let us be merciful please. — Tom Paxton
A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one. — Laurell K. Hamilton
For they (capitalists) hold as their chief heresy, in a coarser form, the fundamental falsehood that things are not made to be used but made… — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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