Potato Quotes

185 Potato quotes by 170 unique authors

When you see a fly flitting around your hair or your potato salad, you might see an annoyance. But in my lab, you really see… — Michael Dickinson
My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. — Don Rickles
I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants. — Ion Tiriac
My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo, she was going to take it off with a potato peeler. — Unknown Author
Soy sauce and seaweed go really well with potato chips. — Jose Andres Puerta
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman
We came out with a rice and a corn chip, then quickly decided we needed to focus on potato. It was just too much for… — Keith Belling
Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato. — Gail Porter
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. — Thomas Overbury
I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there. — Mary Lynn Rajskub
So I set out to study the oxidation system in the potato, which, if damaged, causes the plant to turn brown. I did this in… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Without the potato, the balance of European power might never have tilted north. — Michael Pollan
We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of potato chips. The… — Richard Schiff
It's easy to halve the potato where there's love. — Irish Proverb
It is easy to halve the potato where there is love. — Irish Proverb
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got potato. — Toby Keith
'Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.' 'When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made… — SweetangelUnknown
A hater jacket potato behind the computer screen, but a best friend when seen, pot kettle black don't yer mean! — Progrezza
If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around and around about… — Merrill Markoe
I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie. — Claude Williams
A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is underground — Spanish Proverb
Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
For that scratch I'll peel your potato. I ain't running with the G-unit but I fucks with Yayo. I know you heard about the gorgeous… — Stack Bundles
Had a diulceois dinner at Fish Bonz last night : salmon teriyaki bowl. I also tried the sweet potato fries; simply yummy! It was a… — Unknown Author
Delicious haehtly food at a great price! I loved the fish tacos and the sweet potato fries. We will definitely be back soon! — Unknown Author

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170 authors contributed a total of 185 Potato Quotes, led by these top contributors: