Potato Quotes

185 Potato quotes by 170 unique authors

I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to… — Lily Aldridge
No one in our society needs to be told that exercise is good for us. Whether you are overweight or have a chronic illness or… — Sonja Lyubomirsky
We have fried catfish, country fried steak and cinnamon-roasted pork. We have collard greens, black-eyed peas, hush puppies, biscuits, sweet potato pie and lots of… — Unknown Author
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split… — Chuck Jones
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his… — Jack Handey
The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on… — Jerry Seinfeld
I heard the opening bar of 'Help' as I headed down Polk Street. Every single time I've heard that tune I've taken it as some… — Oscar Zeta Acosta
These days all you need is the ability to watch television and hold a potato at the same time to call yourself a designer. — Unknown Author
Put your hand on your heart to keep it from flying off to the lovely magical literary island Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows have… — Kris Radish
Judging foods without regard to price is a rich mans game, and yet poor people can be gourmets able to discern a good potato from… — Mark Kurlansky
The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they… — Russell Baker
I am thinking of the onion again. . . . Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like… — Erica Jong
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
There are those who say that trees shade the garden too much, and interfere with the growth of the vegetables. There may be something in… — Charles Dudley Warner
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato-the best part of him is underground. — Unknown Author
If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns… — Jack Handey
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from… — Jack Handey
Old school new school need to learn though I burn baby, burn like Disco Inferno Burn slow like blunts with ya-yo Peel more skins than… — The Notorious B.I.G.
Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg… — Marion Nestle
What a business is this of a portrait painter! You bring him a potato and expect he will paint you a peach. — Unknown Author
Maybe I needed to make like a potato, winnow myself down, be part of something that was not easy, just simple. — Julie Powell
Booker T. Jones sounds more pithy and forceful than ever on “Potato Hole”…Mr. Jones still jabs terse, unhurried melodies that sound as if he knows… — Jon Pareles
Many of the delicious soups you eat in French homes and little restaurants are made just this way, with a leek-and-potato base to which leftover… — Julia Child
In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals… — David F. Houston
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli

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