Potato Quotes

185 Potato quotes by 170 unique authors

Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you… — Paul Quarrington
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut… — Janet Evanovich
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the water, my fingers… — Suzanne Collins
He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still… — Josh Lanyon
... Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one… — Alan Bennett
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. — Sarah Dessen
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child
Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a… — Cassandra Clare
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese… — Sarah Dessen
...and then of course the music sprang up, lousy rock as bold and dull as a giant potato. “Love this song,” Todd said, like it… — Daniel Handler
WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN? The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.… — Terry Pratchett
When we finished the kiss she said laughing, I can taste your loneliness - it tastes like vinegar. That annoyed me. Everyone knows loneliness tastes… — Steve Toltz
You think he’s still alive?” Royce asked, nodding his head toward Alric. “Sure,” Hadrian replied without bothering to look. “He’s probably sleeping. Why do you… — Michael J. Sullivan
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich — Veronica Roth
Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one. — Stephen King
If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing tomorrow I’m having… — Kiera Cass
Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling… — Louise Rennison
The goblins of the city may hold committees to divide a single potato, but the strong and the cruel still sit on the hill, and… — Catherynne M. Valente
At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to buy me food!"… — Maggie Stiefvater
Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes to play hero,… — Rachel Vincent
You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by… — Erma Bombeck
Nothing was planned in my career. I just went with the flow and took everything that came to me. Selling potato chips was obvious, as… — Boman Irani
If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato. — Yotam Ottolenghi
One Indian-inspired favourite of mine is mashed potato mixed with lemon juice, breadcrumbs, coriander and chilli, shaped into patties, fried and served with chutney and… — Yotam Ottolenghi

Who Wrote These Potato Quotes

170 authors contributed a total of 185 Potato Quotes, led by these top contributors: