Pot Quotes

594 quotes by 496 authors

I am 26, I love to act, I am getting wrinkles on my forehead, my arms are still not as toned as I would like… — Allison Mack
The RICE you saw at the top of the COOLER was once at the BOTTOM of d pot, Be patient! U will smile when its… — Unknown Author
How to impress girls. Nowdays: I love smokin pot you know, cause Yolo! In my days: Hey girls I didn't fed my Tamagotchi this morning… — Unknown Author
Keep calm and pass the weed on. — Ashley Rosales
The best thing about waking up is knowing you can have another pot of coffee to enjoy. — Tammi Post
If someone throws a rock at you,throw a flower at them, but make sure the flower is still in the pot. — Bakare
I was here but now Im not, Im around the corner smoking pot, I wrote this message to prove a point, life is shit without… — Skate_or_Die
While weed sellers keep on getting richer and richer, its smokers sink themselves deeper and deeper into the shit. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
We all know a person who loves to stir the pot and sit back and watch the horror unfold. To you I say, your day… — Nishan Panwar
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
If life is a highway, I wish someone would finish with the construction already. I'm tired of the detours, road blocks, and pot holes. — Nishan Panwar
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? — Nikhil Saluja
Break pot, get prize. No pot, no prize! You have to demonstrate results. — Prakah Iyer
I once was here and now I'm not, I went away to smoke some pot, I left this here to prove a point, life aint… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Pot Quotes

496 authors contributed a total of 594 Pot Quotes, led by these top contributors: