Pot Quotes

594 quotes by 496 authors

A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey. — Winnie The Pooh
Stoners live, Stoners Die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, Pot's a plant, It grows in the ground, If God didn't like it, It wouldn't… — Unknown Author
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub
Music and herb go together. Its been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960s, when I first start singing. — Bob Marley
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Half Baked
Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that. — Andy Warhol
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you… — Friday
You can't expect to hit the jack pot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Olusegun N Elusogbon
Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath? — Jake Owen
Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life! It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your… — Kand3n
A Person Who Has A Fault Should Not Point Out The Same Fault In Another; Do Not Criticize Another Person As You May Have The… — Pacifiersucker
Women are like a pot of water that will be vulnerable to foreign hands are dirty, and men are like snowflakes,Some of the men had… — Mak_786
The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the… — Ozzy Osbourne
Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle. Queensbridge leader, no equal. I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel. To pop thousand-dollar bottles… — Unknown Author
I ain't got no pot to piss in so I use your kitchen sink your better dodge them dishes — C-DASH
It's like everyday that goes by it gets a little tougher/ Never had it easy I grew up a little rougher/ But the easy way… — Tactics
You are that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. — Sharlene05
I was not a big drug person. I couldn't smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn't tell if I had to… — Pamela Anderson

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