Pot Quotes

594 quotes by 496 authors

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it… — Afroman
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...… — Afroman
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my… — Afroman
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I… — Afroman
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the… — Afroman
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the… — Afroman
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. — Bill Hicks
You love is something like shit, my love at least I have a pot to piss — Eric Ryan Elliott
Nicki she just mad cause u took the spot,word that bitch mad cause I took the spot,well bitch if you aint shittin then get off… — Nicki Minaj
Pork on the fork, white in the pot. By any means if you like it or not. — Rick Ross
Drop the work off the scale, throw some ice in the pot. Then let that Arm & Hammer, hammer it right to a lot. — Meek Mill
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. — Eric Cartman
I like pot. — Bob Marley
Smoking pot is illegal, but then again so is most of the music on your iPod. — Latest
I hate that your a pot head because u never give it up for me but u can't get it through your head I guess… — Unknown Author
Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender. — Wiz Khalifa
It is better to return a borrowed pot with a little something you last cooked in it — Native American Proverb
If a bitch fuck around, I might go off. My advice is you better get dawn to go. You cannot shop at the mall, but… — Honey Cocaine
Where the bones lie, rebuild another life. America's pie, put my hand in the pot. I can't get caught in the streets I was taught.… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Pot Quotes

496 authors contributed a total of 594 Pot Quotes, led by these top contributors: