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• Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's…
• You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a…
• I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
• Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
• How many of y'all wondered, like I did, during the LA riots when those people were being pulled out of their trucks…
• You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
• And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit…
• I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice…

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