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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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This free will business is a bit terrifying anyway. It's almost pleasanter to obey, and make the most of it.
— Ugo Betti
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We become aware, however, that all customs, even the hardest, grow pleasanter and milder with time, and that the severest way of…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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It is a dear and lovely disposition, and a most valuable one, that can brush away indignities and discourtesies and seek and…
— Mark Twain
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It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to…
— Noel Coward
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Peace is an extension of war by political means. Plenty of elbow-room is pleasanter -- and much safer.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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The craving for a delicate fruit is pleasanter than the fruit itself.
— Johann Gottfried Herder
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Why, I can't help smiling at people, and speaking prettily to them. I know I'm no better than the rest of the…
— Mary Elizabeth Braddon
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The water of life was given to us to make us see for a while that we are more nearly men and…
— Bernard DeVoto
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I sincerely wish war was a pleasanter and easier business than it is, but it does not admit of holidays.
— Abraham Lincoln
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We could imagine nothing pleasanter than to spend all of our lives digging for relics of the past.
— Heinrich Schliemann
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Life, within doors, has few pleasanter prospects than a neatly-arranged and well-provisioned breakfast-table.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
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There are many times when I think I would have rather died with my husband. It would have been pleasanter, simpler. But…
— Nina Bawden
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